thems-the-8reaks:

if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal

that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball

a lot of you joke that you don’t follow through on things but I actually legit do nothing 24/7

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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emoij:

Tumbler be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!